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Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

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Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →

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I Know What You Are Going To Do… Maybe

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

आप इसे देखा, सोचा क्या बिल्ली चल रहा था, तो नकल की और यह अनुवाद डिवाइस में चिपकाया. याहू

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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Taffy Hawkley

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →

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It’s My Birthday…. Why do I still have to go to work?

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Vance County, North Carolina- A local man turned 28 years old today and still was expected to carry out his regular duties. These duties included: getting the baby breakfast, changed and ready for the day, showering, not to mention doing … Continue reading →

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Border Collie Runs for the Border

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Cara Caraboutit

Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading →

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