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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

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Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

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