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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

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Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.

Posted on November 2, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading →

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Fox Realizes That House Tries Way Too Hard: Refuses To Ever Cancel Show

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Somewhere at some point some executive for Fox watches a preview or something for the new episode of House and says “What the hell?” However, he doesn’t mention it to anyone. Especially anyone at Fox. He did mention it to … Continue reading →

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Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →

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Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading →

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Senior Citizen Believes Internet Isn’t Quite Cracked Up Like It’s Supposed To Be

Posted on October 20, 2011 by James Dust

Hi, I’m James Dust, some of you might know me from places like the ‘internet’ or ‘Facebook’, but if not: now you do. Anyway, I was asked by my college buddy, Coyote Rush to join the site’s fine cast of … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part IV)

Posted on October 18, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Julia’s clinic- “The Julia Ann Mailfraud Clinic To Get Your Brain Fixed and Possibly Assist In Your Battle With The Cold or Flu Too!” The building was a sprawling monstrosity of a structure. Julia’s clinic creates the illusion of the … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

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