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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

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Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Agree, annoying, Argue, Fight, funny, funny news, funny political, House, lie, obama, pelosi, President, Senate, shock | Leave a comment

Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.

Posted on November 2, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage, annoying, California., Fight, funny news, funny political, House, Justin Marshall, lie, Plants | 2 Comments

Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading →

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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →

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Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading →

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Posted on October 14, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged funny, funny news, funny political, James Dust, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, serious news, sex, shockuation, Siri, Woman | Leave a comment

Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Taffy Hawkley

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →

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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 3g Messaging Device At A Value Price., affordable, all contained within an ultra-slim handset that’s less than ½-inch thick. Slide it into any pocket: your purse, Atlanta, bad, Beyong-Yeop Park, breaking news, bright, Cayote Roof, cheap, Company You've Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years, consumer, consumer report, consumer review, Coyote Rush, ever, features, for what it is meant to do — being a Quick Messaging Device with some internet surfing capability — the Pantech Link excels. If you’re looking at getting a device that can do half the stuff any smartp, funny news, GA, good, great, he Pantech Link packs it in — a gorgeous 2.4" LCD screen and full keyboard, jokes, Justin Marshall, Large Qvga Screen And Soft Touch Textured Finish On The Back. It Is Designed To Appeal To Those Seeking A Feature Packed, link, Pantech, pantech link, Pantech P7040 Link At&t Quadband Smartphone, pantek, parady, parody, phone, points, really cheap, review, shockuation, silly, Smartphone - AT&T - GSM - WCDMA - With QWERTY Keyboard - Quad-band - 1.3 megapixel camera Pantech At&t Link (p7040) Exciting, spots, Stylish Quick Messaging Device. This Ultra-slim (less Than 10mm) Qwerty-bar Design Has Stylish Chrome Highlights, super cheap, terrible, The design is where the Link shines the most when compared to the Slate. Where the Slate was boxy and thick, the founder and CEO, the Link is 10 mm thin and curvy enough to be stylish. Where the Slate felt like a rock in your hand, the Link is a great fit and easily gripped., this will work great for you., worst, you will not be interested in this one. But if you are a large-volume texter that wants to listen to music or do some simple web browsing, your briefcase or the back of your skinny jeans. The Link is one of the easiest text messaging phones out there. | Leave a comment

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