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From The Desk of Taffy Hawkley

Posted on June 22, 2012 by James Dust

She forgot her login, we are working on that… But I felt this was so important it couldn’t wait! PITTSBURGH, PA — With the onset of hot summer weather, local Port Authority officials have found the answers to their recent … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Coyote Rush, James Dust, PA, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh annoyance, Pittsburgh bus, Pittsburgh crime, pittsburgh heat, Pittsburgh Porth Authority, pittsburgh steel, Pittsburgh Steelers, Pittsburgh unemployment, Port Authority, shockuation, steel, Steeler Nation, taffy hawkely | Leave a comment

Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Posted on November 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, awful, blows, Coyote Rush, crazy, Fight, funny, funny news, Justin Marshall, link, Pantech, Park, phone, serious news, seriously don't buy this phone, shock, shockuation, Shockuation Room, sucks, worst phone ever, worst phone of the year | Leave a comment

Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused

Posted on October 21, 2011 by James Dust

Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Attack, Confused, Coyote Rush, Dead, Death, Dies, funny, funny news, Gaddafi, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Killed, Libya, news, nude, obama, Oil, onion, parady, Reconstruction, shock, Shockuation Room, Terrorism, Totally | Leave a comment

Senior Citizen Believes Internet Isn’t Quite Cracked Up Like It’s Supposed To Be

Posted on October 20, 2011 by James Dust

Hi, I’m James Dust, some of you might know me from places like the ‘internet’ or ‘Facebook’, but if not: now you do. Anyway, I was asked by my college buddy, Coyote Rush to join the site’s fine cast of … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 91, AL- Mobile citizen, Believes, broom, Citizen, Coyote Rush, Cracked, Edward Cutlery, Elderly, girls, headphones, Internet, Ipad, Ipaddles, Ipads, Ipod, Isn't, James Dust, Justin Bieber, Justin Marshall, Ke$sha, Lady Gaga, Like It's Supposed To Be, Mobile, Music, preteens, Quite, Rock, Roll, Room, Roy Orbisons, Senior, shockuation, singing, stick, string, teens, tweens, Up | Leave a comment

Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged California., Confused, Conservatives, Coyote Rush, Coyote Rush was born in 1978 to an illiterate couple in Jot ‘Em Down, funny political, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, Sexist, shockuation, Texas. From an early age Coyote was very interested in things that were happening around him. Without the proper assistance from his illiterate parents he learned how to read and write at college leve, Woman | Leave a comment

Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work. Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 000, 000 dollars., 000 dollars. I think I might stay here for a while, 000 individuals in an effort named "Occupy Wall Street." Occupy Wall Street, 000 million dollars and a pension as big as the President for the rest of their life. Other numbers aren't as big, 2011. These protesters seek change by gathering up to 20, After gaining the trust of a group of protesters they began to give me an unbelievable account as to why they are doing what they are doing. The first person that I befriended, and other countries around world. Approximately a thousand people have been arrested since this began., annoying, but the smallest I found was 75, Coyote Rush, I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found., I went there to see if I could get a grasp on just why the protesters were doing what they were doing. I was all together blown away by what I found. After gaining the trust of a group of protesters t, In New York City and other major metropolitan areas around the United States large numbers of citizens have been protesting the way the financial centers in the country work., inspired by the protests and eventually change in Egypt, Investigation Reveals True Purpose Behind Continuous Protest, is named Tony Suitcasecarrier, James Dust, just because you don't want to be named doesn't mean that I have to listen to you., Justin Marshall, Libya, ones that have been here the whole time and they told me that the government has been finding jobs for them or just straight up paying them to leave once they were arrested." According to what these p, Protestors beginning sitting in a park near Wall Street around July 13th, see if I can accidentally get arrested., sex, shockuation, Tony Suitcasecarrier, When I asked why the heck are you sitting in this park for days and days on end Mr. Suitcasecarrier had a jaw dropping response. "The same reason we are all doing it. I have friends, who didn't want to be named, Woman, yes that's his real name | Leave a comment

Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged annoying, Commercial, concerned, Coyote Rush, crazy, far, funny, funny news, Geico, Gieco, Jg Wentworth, Justin Marshall, Man, obama, obsess, obsessive, really, serious, serious news, shockuation, Takes, Television, Too, tv, Way, Woman | Leave a comment

Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Taffy Hawkley

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged africa, annoying, Argue, bad, beatiful, beautiful girls, brains, choice, CNN, Confused, connie chung, Coyote Rush, do, funny, funny news, her, hot, hot body, hot girls, judges, Justin Marshall, Liberals, lie, looks, Miss Universe 2011, Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters, misunderstanding, obama, rear end, Rock, rocking body, sad, sex, sexy, sexy girls, smarts, Taffy Hawkley, Woman | Leave a comment

Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 3g Messaging Device At A Value Price., affordable, all contained within an ultra-slim handset that’s less than ½-inch thick. Slide it into any pocket: your purse, Atlanta, bad, Beyong-Yeop Park, breaking news, bright, Cayote Roof, cheap, Company You've Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years, consumer, consumer report, consumer review, Coyote Rush, ever, features, for what it is meant to do — being a Quick Messaging Device with some internet surfing capability — the Pantech Link excels. If you’re looking at getting a device that can do half the stuff any smartp, funny news, GA, good, great, he Pantech Link packs it in — a gorgeous 2.4" LCD screen and full keyboard, jokes, Justin Marshall, Large Qvga Screen And Soft Touch Textured Finish On The Back. It Is Designed To Appeal To Those Seeking A Feature Packed, link, Pantech, pantech link, Pantech P7040 Link At&t Quadband Smartphone, pantek, parady, parody, phone, points, really cheap, review, shockuation, silly, Smartphone - AT&T - GSM - WCDMA - With QWERTY Keyboard - Quad-band - 1.3 megapixel camera Pantech At&t Link (p7040) Exciting, spots, Stylish Quick Messaging Device. This Ultra-slim (less Than 10mm) Qwerty-bar Design Has Stylish Chrome Highlights, super cheap, terrible, The design is where the Link shines the most when compared to the Slate. Where the Slate was boxy and thick, the founder and CEO, the Link is 10 mm thin and curvy enough to be stylish. Where the Slate felt like a rock in your hand, the Link is a great fit and easily gripped., this will work great for you., worst, you will not be interested in this one. But if you are a large-volume texter that wants to listen to music or do some simple web browsing, your briefcase or the back of your skinny jeans. The Link is one of the easiest text messaging phones out there. | Leave a comment

Soldiers Celebrate First Day of ‘Ask, Tell’

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Kipp Beansworth

WASHINGTON – In a landmark decision on Tuesday, the U.S. military repealed the policy known as “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” a ban that President Barack Obama said has caused gay and lesbian soldiers to “lie about their true identities.” Shortly … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged .S. military repealed the policy known as “Don’t Ask, ” a ban that President Barack Obama said has caused gay and lesbian soldiers to “lie about their true identities.”, Afghanistan. “Ever since we met in Basic Training, and yet I have had to live a double life. There were so many of us living in fear of the day that we might accidentally ask a soldier about his or her sexual orientation.” Reports have surfaced from t, ask, boys, Coyote Rush, Don’t, Don’t Tell, drop, ends, fag, Gay, girls, have expressed their relief at seeing DADT come to an end. “I’ve been serving this country for nearly ten years, Henry Van Loon, hip, I’ve been dying to ask Cpl. Jackson if he’s a homosexual. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Many American servicemen and women share Herbst’s views. Others, in, including allowing women to serve openly in the military. American soldiers stationed throughout the world celebrated today by relentlessly questioning their comrades’ sexual orientation, including Sgt. Tyler Herbst stationed in Kandahar, Justin Marshall, Kipp Beansworth, Lesbian, personal, queer, quiet, racism, sexism, Shockuation Room, Shortly after midnight on Tuesday, shower, soap, Soldiers Celebrate First Day of 'Ask, Soldiers First Day after don't ask don't tell, sterotype, such as Air Force Capt. Jennifer Consuelos, Tell', Tell” by military insiders. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Michael Mullen promised to acknowledge similar matters of equal opportunity, the new legislation took effect, ushering in a new era commemorated as “Ask, ways | Leave a comment

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