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I don’t really have anything funny or interesting to say, like, at all about this except, that I am pretty excited that it’s been a year since this website’s creation and it is still kind of entertaining. NEWS! Let’s take … Continue reading →

Everyone needs a hobby or two. I find people watching to be a hilarious activity. I would go as far as to say it is one of my favorite hobbies or pastimes. However, have you ever tried to implement the … Continue reading →

So for a long time basketball fans have known about Stan Van Gundy and his awful: style, hair, face and disgusting resemblance to porn star Ron Jeremy. That’s a big ole yuck on so many levels. Not only is he … Continue reading →

Why is dancing so awesome? Dancing is great. Even if you know you’re terrible you love to do it. Watching people dancing is also awesome. It’s better when they are terrible, but it’s acceptable to watch good dancing. Dance parties … Continue reading →

Dear Oliver, Let me begin by apologizing that your first assignment has gone so terribly awry. However, I did tell you to get a full tune up before you got to NYC, crazy things happen. Maybe not as crazy as … Continue reading →

Dear Coyote Rush, I hope this letter reaches you with great speed and finds you in high spirit. As you may have been aware, I have been in a NYC jail for months now. The officers haven’t informed as to … Continue reading →

Jacksonville, Fl- Tim Tebow was traded today after Peyton Manning signed with the Broncos. The conditions and terms are still being worked out, but it seems that at the crux of the deal is a youth pastor and a dvd … Continue reading →

It’s been awhile since I have contributed anything, I’ve been busy, almost as busy as the late Kim Jong Il. NOW, some of you might be saying, “What are you talking about? And how can you ever know how busy … Continue reading →

So… We have Syria to discuss. It’s another ‘revolution’, however, this time the military seems to be squashing the rebels and doing it a little more brutally than Egypt, Libya and other middle east nations that went through this and … Continue reading →

Does history ever make you sad You can study all you can You may try and it can turn you mad Apply it to your life Strife can force you to imply The simple remembrance of today’s folly Trepidation and … Continue reading →