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It’s All About Somalia Baby (The Continuing Saga Of Oliver Pepper)

Posted on July 4, 2012 by James Dust

After resting comfortably in my hotel: being catered to breakfast in bed and my crew of Ethiopian guards continuing to put white powder in most of my food, claiming it was powdered sugar or whatever else they could think of, … Continue reading →

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This Poem Was Found Slipped Under The Door Of My Office: All it said was, “I wrote this late one night.” So, obviously I had to put it up.

Posted on July 3, 2012 by James Dust

Contemplation and decisions Complications and derision The kiss and a hug The pull and a tug In the dark night there is no light Everything is alright What to do with the lights These thoughts come out at night Is … Continue reading →

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Save the babies: An urgent report from Bouvet Island

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Izzy Baconski

BOUVET ISLAND, NORWAY — There is an incredibly serious issue sweeping the globe. According to a completely unofficial and incomplete survey conducted recently, there is an alarming rate of confusion regarding what constitutes a job. At the forefront of the … Continue reading →

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Izzy Baconski

Posted on June 25, 2012 by James Dust

We are proud to welcome our newest member of the Shockuation Room, Izzy Baconski. Here is her bio! Get used to her! Izzy Baconski – Izzy Baconski is rumored to be a mysterious, reclusive woman. She supposedly lives in a … Continue reading →

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From The Desk of Taffy Hawkley

Posted on June 22, 2012 by James Dust

She forgot her login, we are working on that… But I felt this was so important it couldn’t wait! PITTSBURGH, PA — With the onset of hot summer weather, local Port Authority officials have found the answers to their recent … Continue reading →

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Oliver Pepper: Time Spent In Ethiopia

Posted on June 15, 2012 by James Dust

This is where Ethiopia is… It’s called the horn of Africa. Or it looks like this Interesting facts about Ethiopia: 1. It is the second most populous nation in Africa, with an estimated over 85 million humans living there. 2. … Continue reading →

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Oliver Pepper: Out of Jail and Headed To Somalia!

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Coyote Rush

This is Oliver Pepper! I’m out of jail. Steven Steve Stephens married the beautiful deputy that he was in love with and was finally able to focus on my case. I really didn’t have a case. My car, ted, that … Continue reading →

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Somewhere, Someone is Cranky: Local Man, real cranky.

Posted on June 3, 2012 by Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay

Shelbyville, Indiana- A local man named George A. Luffalone is so cranky. I went to Shelbyville to see how serious this case of crankiness is. Let me tell you, it’s pretty serious. And he’s serious and dang he is not … Continue reading →

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Politicians Say The Darnedest, But ALWAYS Right Things

Posted on May 23, 2012 by James Dust

[Don’t read this: Random words: (Teleprompters, speech writers, off the cuff comments!)] Politics is something that everyone loves. It’s great! Who doesn’t love discussing it with your neighbor, your best friend, your dog, your grandpa, well, no one, and that’s … Continue reading →

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Drastic Technological Adavancements Increases Ease Of Binge Drinking

Posted on May 4, 2012 by James Dust

Miller has came out with a new can that makes slamming a beer easier than ever! To all the people that have issues with drinking more than one beer per hour (binge drinking) Miller has created a beer top that … Continue reading →

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