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Relationships are like a helpless flower you saw at the greenhouse and had to have it, just a flower right? You can look at it for a while and say, “That’s a nice flower, I am glad I picked it.” … Continue reading →

Yo! Yup, I said it just like that. The antenna is working overtime, but only on the bizarre stuff. I guess it is because I have it sat at weird not making sense side, instead of seriously middle east scary … Continue reading →

Not entirely sure where I found this in the many folders we had before the Shockuation News and antenna were created. I haphazardly pulled one out labelled 12-30-11. I wasn’t even sure how in got into the folder because all … Continue reading →

I’m not the only one to hear this in their life. I know it for a fact. I’ve been the person. There are many ways you can get suckered in. It’s always sooooo innocent. So, innocent. You get a call … Continue reading →

I talked to a man by the name of Liam Frank. He lives in Buffalo NY. He is 35 years old and has had enough ex-gfs that I will not and do not suggest you question what he says about … Continue reading →

Anywhere- A cute girl and a reasonably amazingly good looking guy start talking. They enjoy talking. They decide to hang out. Then do things as in: going out to eat, going to the movies, taking walks together, and stay up … Continue reading →

First off… Charlize Theron is one of the most beautiful people in the whole wide world. Now… Let’s get down to business. This movie is like if you took Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, threw that away, added Lord … Continue reading →

In an apparent demonstration of “everything bad that can happen, will happen,” the universe has placed a needy, self-involved neighbor right across the hall from recently single woman, Holly Swiss. “This always happens to me. I break up with someone, … Continue reading →

(This is a continuation of Taffy Hawkley’s series on Port Authority) PITTSBURGH, PA – In a further attempt to get people to just stop riding the bus, Port Authority is hiring people to poop on buses to maximize discomfort. “On … Continue reading →

Somewhere, Florida- NEWS! I KNOW IT! SOMEWHERE! As always there was a smell in the air. A wind of change, a singular cloud that floated effortlessly through the sky, if you looked closely, it screamed, “News.” To the untrained eyes, … Continue reading →