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Part 1: Very Weird Animals That You’ve Probably Never Stopped and Thought, “wow that is a weird animal.”

Posted on July 31, 2013 by James Dust

This list is not the top weirdest animals in order, instead they are listed as when they pop in my mind. So, let’s begin… 1.Walrus- The Walrus, weighing in at an obese weight of 3,700 lb, is a huge flopping, … Continue reading →

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John Mayer In Shock As John Mayer Kills Himself After John Mayer Dumps Him.

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Coyote Rush

Bozeman, Montana- After a highly publicized tempestuous 35 year relationship with himself that was filled with infidelity, finally ended today as John Mayer left another former lover in his wake. Neighbors heard Mayer saying, “YOU SAID MY BODY WAS A … Continue reading →

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10 Summer TV Shows You Can’t Miss

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Kipp Beansworth

Summertime usually means a lull in original TV programming. Wrong! This summer, the networks are rolling out dozens of new shows. Which ones are worth your time? Kipp’s here to share his top ten. 1. Bollywood Game Night (STAR Plus) … Continue reading →

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Recent Views On Presidents Not Giving A Single Shit About Genocide, Seriously, At All.

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Coyote Rush

President Obama on Syria- I’m noting going to do anything, it’s Syria’s problem, but at least it’s not Rwanda. President Clinton on Rwanda- “We didn’t know what was going on, just didn’t have the information (SAID ANY PRESIDENT EVER, NOT! … Continue reading →

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Rainy Days And Tuesdays

Posted on April 9, 2013 by James Dust

Outside- Yup.

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Walmart’s Goal Of World Domination Begins At The Door

Posted on April 1, 2013 by James Dust

Pittsburgh- There are ongoing protests and boycotts of Walmart. These people believe that Walmart is responsible for: destroying local, smaller businesses, unfairly treating their employees. These people also believe that Walmart’s quality of products are poor. Lastly, they find Walmart … Continue reading →

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Morgan Freeman Still Perfecting His Concerned Face

Posted on March 17, 2013 by James Dust

Morgan Freeman has had a part in so many movies that I’m almost confused to put up a number that could be completely accurate: so instead I will go by IMDB’s current number of films that he has been an … Continue reading →

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Dianne Feinstein Is Not A 6th Grader, But She Sure IS A Lot Of Things

Posted on March 14, 2013 by James Dust

Washington- The gun debate has been raging for months or even years, but today at the heart of the gun debate today were Ted Cruz and Dianne Feinstein. After being asked a two and a half minute question by Senator … Continue reading →

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The Difference Between Yoga Pants and Yoga PAAAAANTTTSSSSS

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Coyote Rush

It’s been over two months since anyone has contributed anything to this marvelous news site, but I am changing that as I type and you read. First off, hi. Second off, sorry for going so long without making your day … Continue reading →

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Local Man Takes Another Local Man To The E.R.

Posted on December 24, 2012 by James Dust

Wherever- A man was asked by another man if he could take him to the E.R. because he has a boil the size of a fist on his side/back. Other man says, “Ok, yeah that thing looks pretty much awful.” … Continue reading →

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