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Hey there… So, these aliens have been leaving me voicemails, and telegraphs and series of numbers they want me to decode, it’s been weird. All of them are practically the same, “Mr. Dust, we would love the chance for you … Continue reading →

Ok seriously… Has life ever handed you lemons? That’s really a screwed up thing to think about.. …. Life walks in…. Take this story for example. The names have been changed (besides life) to protective the innocent (Thundering Voice) “Oh, … Continue reading →

As you may have noticed it isn’t winter currently. That means we are no longer living in Polar Vortexes and walking to our car isn’t like hard labor in Siberia. And as far as I know we didn’t go backwards … Continue reading →

In his song, “My My, Hey Hey” he emphatically exclaims that it is “better to burn out than to fade away.” Now, these words can be taken in a variety of situations: life in general, being a rock star, and the one … Continue reading →

Putin may be busy with hostile take overs of chunks of land that belong to sovereign states, but that doesn’t stop him from bringing home 2014’s Sexiest Man Alive award. It doesn’t matter if he is sitting at his desk … Continue reading →

Ukraine whispered this into my type-y fingers this afternoon. Ukraine: Do we have to be in the Союз Советских Социалистических Республик? Or Do we have to be in the European Union? Putin is right there are people that speak Russia in … Continue reading →

My uncle Bill bought a large box full of mysterious Chinese food for Christmas. It cost him 75 cents. All in Chinese and there is no American description, I’ve been harassing him for a long time to eat them. FINALLY, … Continue reading →

It Just Is   Everywhere Nowhere Anywhere Walmart- Oh, it’s there. It’s lurking. It has its big blue sign out, “HEY, CHECK IT OUT, CHEAP THINGS! FOOD? OH YES! JUST COME IN FOR A SECOND, THAT’S ALL!” Said Walmart into … Continue reading →

In the beginning, there were lots of good jazz. The truth is, however, most of the jazzes were bad ones, and a man had to do some hard searching to find the good jazzes. One man, named Mister Jazz, had … Continue reading →