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Hello My Adoring Masses

I have been cracking myself up even more than normal lately. I don’t really know why. I see someone walk by me and they are perfectly normal and probably have more money than me, and I just crack up. Am … Continue reading

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How about what you’re doing right now? It’s weird isn’t it? I don’t really understand anything. Things happen. Are they meant to? Probably… All those weirdos and people and things that seem useless are as important as you. Weird to … Continue reading

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So.

I am going to fly a thing that is a field of my mind. It will flow like the glow of wheat as the sun rises on the dawn of a new day. This blog would be updated everyday if … Continue reading

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So, Last week I believe it was…. It was about 10:30 at night, of course I was hanging out by myself and my grandpa and grandma were asleep. Suddenly, I heard Patches freaking out and a knock at my door. … Continue reading

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Welllllllllllll

It’s been a long time guys. Sorry…. Lots of things have happened. I have successfully completed my two months of not drinking. I am still working at Rite Aid. I listed my first piece of property. I am very close … Continue reading

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True Story: Part 3

Hey over here: Now, I know that CD sleeps a lot. That’s just how it goes. However, there is a detail that most people don’t know, so I’m sorta telling you a secret, that secret is CD is very clever. … Continue reading

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True Story: Part 2

CD somehow amongst all his napping and sleeping knew about this problem and hired a group of over sized praying mantises to come in after the robots and fight them until they got back to work. These fights were epic. … Continue reading

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A departure from my story to share this

I had a dream last night. No. Not in the same sense as Martin Luther King JR., but it went like this. I was going to talk to my pastor and when I got there he said “Hey Justin we … Continue reading

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True Story: Part 1

Listen: I woke up today and I was tired. It just so happened that a man who doesn’t have a name woke up and did the same thing. Where he lives is as unimportant as a horse sniffing glue. Even … Continue reading

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True Story

Ok…. So. I was going to write a short little story. But it has evolved into something that i want to work a little more on. I have to work at 8 am. So I need to sleep. I won’t … Continue reading

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