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Unexplained News

The following was slipped under my office door when I arrived to work today. I made some edits, but left most of the original so the author’s voice and intent was not changed. I have no idea who wrote it, … Continue reading

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Clean Out Your Computer NOW!

Well, I was keeping my eye out on breaking news for our loyal readers, when something flashed across the television on CNN. I thought that this piece needed to be summarized in case anyone missed it. Well the introduction to … Continue reading

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Straddle The Line

NEW YORK CITY- A long standing feud between husband and wife is finally coming to an end. Chana and Simon Taub have been trying to get rid of each other for over half a decade, their prayers were answered Wednesday … Continue reading

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American Idol a Terrorist Front?

LOS ANGELES, CA –  Everyone’s favorite so-called “talent” show (that nobody seems to watch) is continuing its decade-long stranglehold on America’s television ratings. But after ten seasons and six different judges, American Idol may have finally gone too far–and the … Continue reading

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Shady Happenings In Mio

Prologue: In my continuing pursuit to bring the world the hottest, most pertinent, absolutely spell binding news, I stumbled upon news that just could not be ignored any longer. I knew that the world must have the blinders pulled from … Continue reading

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Tips For The Allergy Season

Summer time brings about grilling, swimming, laughing, playing and sadly, sneezing. We know the primary culprit is pollen. Types of pollen include: tree pollen, grass pollen, weed pollen, plant pollen, alien pollen, space pollen, human pollen and lastly the most … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore Shocker

At approximately 7:10 P.M. on April 24th, 2011 Vinny of Jersey Shore let us in on quite possibly the biggest news story of the year! The 23 year old star of the Jersey boardwalk shocked his 1,096,404 Twitter followers by … Continue reading

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The Disappointment In Greybull

Scouring the internet I came across a small town in Wyoming known to the locals as Greybull. At first glimpse I found this town to be charming and bursting at the seams with breaking news, but after further inspection I … Continue reading

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Trust Only The Shockuation Room

To our loyal followers: You’re in the Shockuation Room- Where news and information is being provided to you all the time. Standing by: The Shockuation Room is monitoring all possible avenues of information breaking across the U.S. and the world. … Continue reading

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Son of a Gun

So, I have a real estate closing Friday. I am in A desperation need for $. I just received a call for a Substitute teaching job, for………….. no other Friday. Luck? YEPP….fadsf.asd.fa I will just laugh

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