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Border Collie Runs for the Border

Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading

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Automated Phone Operators

Why are they so annoying? Would they be less annoying with actual robot voices? Probably not. The reason they are so annoying could be that they have a trillion menus to go through and when you go through them all … Continue reading

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Reading The Shockuation Room’s News Saves Lives!

Now, you may be wondering to yourself, “Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay, isn’t that a little bold of a statement?” And to you I would say “no.” Let’s truly think about it here. Do you know anyone that reads The Shockuation Room … Continue reading

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Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia (From Scranton to New York City)

From Scranton, PA I had roughly 120 miles left of my journey. It was 9:43 am and my flight left for Britain at 3:30 eastern time. In my mind I felt that even if I had a total meltdown in … Continue reading

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Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia Part I (From Allegany NY to Scranton PA)

Before I get to Somalia, I would like to describe the journey to get there. I have never left the town of Allegany, New York. When I say, never left, I mean I have never been out of the city … Continue reading

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The Newest Member of The Shockuation Room!

Yesterday I received a request from a young man desiring a position at The Shockuation Room as an intern. Here is how the conversation went. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————- Dear Mr. Rush, My name is Oliver Pepper, I would like to be considered … Continue reading

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The Detroit Tigers Through A Grandpa’s Set Of Eyes

My grandfather watches as many Detroit Tigers games he possibly can every summer. However, watching it with him it is at times, hard to decipher if he is a fan or watches the game because he hates them and enjoys … Continue reading

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Shocking News!

I can not believe that I have not brought this news to you sooner, but there is that quote that goes exactly like, “better late than never” or something like that. This news should have sent me into orbit, the … Continue reading

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No more “kill yourself kits.”

In a shocking move a member of the Oregon House of Representatives has pushed a passing of a bill to ban the sale of suicide kits, like the do-it-yourself asphyxiation hood used by a man to kill himself late last … Continue reading

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Lack of News

I want to apologize for my inability to find important news. I recently was shot to the moon for over two weeks. Listen: I didn’t have any idea what was going on when I was there, so nothing important to … Continue reading

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