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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading

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I Know What You Are Going To Do… Maybe

आप इसे देखा, सोचा क्या बिल्ली चल रहा था, तो नकल की और यह अनुवाद डिवाइस में चिपकाया. याहू

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Miss Universe Mistakenly Thinks Intelligence Matters

In a tragic misunderstanding, it was recently discovered that the newly crowned pageant queen Leila Lopes thought her intelligence, ambition, and all-around worldliness brought her the coveted title of Miss Universe 2011. In an exclusive Shockuation interview, Leila told us … Continue reading

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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading

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Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization

Toledo, OH- Local woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular “I’m pretty sure that … Continue reading

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Facebook?

Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this… Here is the latest quote on Facebook from its creator. Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. … Continue reading

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Scientology: Why it makes so much sense.

Now, I know that I’m only stating a fact with that headline and don’t really need to go on, but I will tell you a little more about just why it does make a lot of sense. Scientology is created … Continue reading

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Soldiers Celebrate First Day of ‘Ask, Tell’

WASHINGTON – In a landmark decision on Tuesday, the U.S. military repealed the policy known as “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” a ban that President Barack Obama said has caused gay and lesbian soldiers to “lie about their true identities.” Shortly … Continue reading

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Scientists Suspect World’s Largest Woman Actually Eddie Murphy

Scientists are saying this week that the current Guinness World Record holder for world’s largest woman may actually be Eddie Murphy in prosthetic makeup. Though they have gathered no solid DNA proof, hundreds of hours of video footage have been … Continue reading

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