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Story(a) + Storee(b)= Part 2 of ?

The last half of year, of my entire life has been a touchy situation. Sleep has been an ongoing theme. A theme that if I was graded on would be failing. I created new and recreated old forms of sleeping: … Continue reading

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Winter Is Here: How To Get Sick… or Avoid It

Now, you may be wondering to yourself, “Why would I want to get sick, Doc?” And that’s an interesting question. Thanks for asking, let me answer it by posing another question, did you actually read the title or are you … Continue reading

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Driving

Sanilac County, MI- So, when was the last time you drove? Yesterday? Today? RIGHT NOW?!?!!? Please, don’t pick the last one. Anyway. Have you ever stopped and thought about how insane driving is? I’m being pretty serious here. People are … Continue reading

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Story(a) + Storee(b)= Part 1 of ?

*Note from Editor.* *There was a lot of crazy people around everyone when this story was written. Many of them tried to help this story blossom. Most just thought it was awesome and should be left alone. Leaving a story: … Continue reading

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A Few Good Things To Do When Ghostbusters Don’t Answer Their Phone

1. You call back and say, “Hey Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing.” 2. You make CERTAIN that the bathtub is trying to eat you before you cause mass chaos. 3. Dogs and cats living together! 4. If there … Continue reading

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Here Is A Quick Psychology/Sociology/Seminary/Philosophy Session.

Hi. I can totally sum up the human life experience in one short phrase. I will spoil it for you if you want? Do you want to know what it was??

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Pantech: “Light-Years Ahead In Changing The Designs of Futility.”

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading

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Members of the House, Senate, and President In Agreeance For First Time!

In a shocking turn of events, members from: the House, the Senate and the President of the United States all said, “Unemployment is too high.” THEY AGREED ON SOMETHING! The entire area around Washington D.C. froze and traffic was held … Continue reading

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Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading

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Fox Realizes That House Tries Way Too Hard: Refuses To Ever Cancel Show

Somewhere at some point some executive for Fox watches a preview or something for the new episode of House and says “What the hell?” However, he doesn’t mention it to anyone. Especially anyone at Fox. He did mention it to … Continue reading

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