Category Archives: Breaking News

This list is not the top weirdest animals in order, instead they are listed as when they pop in my mind. So, let’s begin… 1.Walrus- The Walrus, weighing in at an obese weight of 3,700 lb, is a huge flopping, … Continue reading →

Bozeman, Montana- After a highly publicized tempestuous 35 year relationship with himself that was filled with infidelity, finally ended today as John Mayer left another former lover in his wake. Neighbors heard Mayer saying, “YOU SAID MY BODY WAS A … Continue reading →

President Obama on Syria- I’m noting going to do anything, it’s Syria’s problem, but at least it’s not Rwanda. President Clinton on Rwanda- “We didn’t know what was going on, just didn’t have the information (SAID ANY PRESIDENT EVER, NOT! … Continue reading →

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Pittsburgh- There are ongoing protests and boycotts of Walmart. These people believe that Walmart is responsible for: destroying local, smaller businesses, unfairly treating their employees. These people also believe that Walmart’s quality of products are poor. Lastly, they find Walmart … Continue reading →

Morgan Freeman has had a part in so many movies that I’m almost confused to put up a number that could be completely accurate: so instead I will go by IMDB’s current number of films that he has been an … Continue reading →

Washington- The gun debate has been raging for months or even years, but today at the heart of the gun debate today were Ted Cruz and Dianne Feinstein. After being asked a two and a half minute question by Senator … Continue reading →

It’s been over two months since anyone has contributed anything to this marvelous news site, but I am changing that as I type and you read. First off, hi. Second off, sorry for going so long without making your day … Continue reading →

Wherever- A man was asked by another man if he could take him to the E.R. because he has a boil the size of a fist on his side/back. Other man says, “Ok, yeah that thing looks pretty much awful.” … Continue reading →

Relationships are like a helpless flower you saw at the greenhouse and had to have it, just a flower right? You can look at it for a while and say, “That’s a nice flower, I am glad I picked it.” … Continue reading →