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Black Plague
Nice to see you again folks. It’s been an outstanding and investigative summer. I apologize for being away for so long, but when you’re in the thick of researching it’s hard to pull away. This summer’s expedites has led to … Continue reading
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Nintendo Announces Even Smaller NES Classic
That’s right. Nintendo is re-releasing an even smaller version of the classic ’80s Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). Yesterday, the Japanese electronics manufacturer announced the return of the beloved console even smaller than first imagined. In the press release, Nintendo said … Continue reading
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Apples Slices at McDonald’s? Wtf?
This not just in. As technology advances, the majority of America continues to get less intelligent, more irresponsible, and increasingly antisocial. The cause you ask? Most likely it is the government sending secret hypnotic messages through Netflix and Kanye West … Continue reading
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Beat Your New Year’s Resolution
We’ve all been there. It’s 12:01AM of the next annual cycle and you’re already sweating bullets because you made all of these grand resolutions and you have no idea how to overcome the odds. History says that you will fail … Continue reading
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Tiny Changes That May Make Life Better. Or I’m Living in Cloud Cuckoo Land
Our people’s indifference now make the difference. We live in a world so obsessed with making it, pushing people out of their way to try to succeed. In a trance throughout the day finding out they are practically indifferent … Continue reading
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Local Woman Reading The Newest Cosmopolitan’s Article “Relationships: How To Make Your Man’s Life A Living Hell and Break Him For Good.”
Detroit, MI- Lindsay Stone, 35, has been buying Cosmopolitans since she was 16 years old in an effort to have the magazine impart incredible amounts of knowledge onto herself. For example: 400 hour orgasms, how to make him beg for … Continue reading
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The Unbearable Sadness Of Barely Lingering Friendships
I had this story kicking around the website for a long time sitting as a draft. I have had it kicking around the brain for even longer. So here. Take it I’m forced to let out a pained sigh as … Continue reading
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Presidential Dynasties: The Kennedy’s and The Clinton’s Part 2
The Kennedy’s and the Clinton’s are a substance yet to be created that is better than Teflon. The things they are do are forgotten, covered up or just like an raw egg being slid off a non-stick pan into the … Continue reading
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Presidential Dynasties: The Kennedy’s and The Clinton’s
The Kennedy’s and the Clinton’s are a substance yet to be created that is better than Teflon. Pretty terrible things the Clinton’s did and are never talked about. Bill- 1. Got away with murders. Yeah, so do serial killers I … Continue reading
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Nine out of Ten Doctors Recommend Shredded Wheat
Doctors are enamored with Shredded Wheat. The brick of tasteless, uh, wheat, I guess. Nine out of ten doctors say, eat that up, eat it! You’ll poop and stuff! 9 out of 10 doctors with more than fifteen years experience would … Continue reading
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