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Author Archives: James Dust
Standing Against The Tide
Information below……… Right in Marlette… First United Methodist Church… So, sign up, get someone else to sign up, so on and SHOW UP! Love, Respect, Honesty and Faith go hand in hand. So, stand up and show what you believe … Continue reading
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Boxing Someone In
Hello, It’s James Dust again. I haven’t posted anything in a long time. I’ve been leaving that to my other contributor, James Dust, I mean, Coyote Rush. I was created out of the need for another person to express himself … Continue reading
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Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist
When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading
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Tagged Apple, Apple admits Iphone sexist, funny, funny news, Iphone, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Mac, news, robot, serious, serious news, sex, Sexist, Siri, Steve Jobs
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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused
Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading
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Tagged Attack, Confused, Coyote Rush, Dead, Death, Dies, funny, funny news, Gaddafi, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Killed, Libya, news, nude, obama, Oil, onion, parady, Reconstruction, shock, Shockuation Room, Terrorism, Totally
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Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit
Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading
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Tagged bad, beautiful, cold, Confused, confusion, funny, funny news, girl, good, hot, James Dust, Justin Marshall, outfit, pretty, purple flats, sad, second base, seventeen, sexy, shockuation, short skirt, students, subbing, sweater, teacher, ugly, Woman, wrong outfit
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Senior Citizen Believes Internet Isn’t Quite Cracked Up Like It’s Supposed To Be
Hi, I’m James Dust, some of you might know me from places like the ‘internet’ or ‘Facebook’, but if not: now you do. Anyway, I was asked by my college buddy, Coyote Rush to join the site’s fine cast of … Continue reading
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Tagged 91, AL- Mobile citizen, Believes, broom, Citizen, Coyote Rush, Cracked, Edward Cutlery, Elderly, girls, headphones, Internet, Ipad, Ipaddles, Ipads, Ipod, Isn't, James Dust, Justin Bieber, Justin Marshall, Ke$sha, Lady Gaga, Like It's Supposed To Be, Mobile, Music, preteens, Quite, Rock, Roll, Room, Roy Orbisons, Senior, shockuation, singing, stick, string, teens, tweens, Up
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Man Watches Infomercial So Long That Product Seems Viable
Bacon, DE- Local resident, Jeremiah Bologna, 31, was said to watch the Magic Bullet infomercial three times in a row before even noticing he was sitting at the edge of his couch completely enthralled with what was now blaring at … Continue reading
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Tagged 'End of the World' party at Mick and Mimi's house. It really took me back to my college days, ", "The commercial starts off the morning after this massive like, blaring at top volume on his television at four a.m., Bologna went on for the better part of thirteen hours telling me his favorite parts of the infomercial which turned out to be every single part, but it never does, Hazel and Berman, Hazel is continuously smoking a cigarette that is looming to fall out of her mouth, he is a trip. He stumbles out into the kitchen looking like he drank a half gallon of Heaven Hill vodka. I love it! The rest of the guests proceed to make fun of him being a raging drunk for the rest , his smile never in danger of leaving his face., I couldn't resist becoming a fan. Not only is the product just amazing, it's amazing! She's amazing! And that Berman, Magic Bullet, multiple times. Jeremiah then launched into a thirty-five minute diatribe on how the commercial depicts the need for close friends to have a sleep over at least once a month., of course there would have been more chicks at one of my parties. Anyway, oh man, the guests wake up one by one all hungover and looking ragged. Lucky for them Mimi and Mick are pumped to show them their favorite party accessory- The Magic Bullet!", the people in this commercial are so loveable, When it first came on I couldn't help but think that it was the most ridiculous commercial I had ever seen. But, when they started doing demonstrations of all the things the Magic Bullet could do
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