Author Archives: James Dust

From The Desk of Taffy Hawkley

She forgot her login, we are working on that… But I felt this was so important it couldn’t wait! PITTSBURGH, PA — With the onset of hot summer weather, local Port Authority officials have found the answers to their recent … Continue reading

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Oliver Pepper: Time Spent In Ethiopia

This is where Ethiopia is… It’s called the horn of Africa. Or it looks like this Interesting facts about Ethiopia: 1. It is the second most populous nation in Africa, with an estimated over 85 million humans living there. 2. … Continue reading

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Politicians Say The Darnedest, But ALWAYS Right Things

[Don’t read this: Random words: (Teleprompters, speech writers, off the cuff comments!)] Politics is something that everyone loves. It’s great! Who doesn’t love discussing it with your neighbor, your best friend, your dog, your grandpa, well, no one, and that’s … Continue reading

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Drastic Technological Adavancements Increases Ease Of Binge Drinking

Miller has came out with a new can that makes slamming a beer easier than ever! To all the people that have issues with drinking more than one beer per hour (binge drinking) Miller has created a beer top that … Continue reading

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Hobbies: People Watching

Everyone needs a hobby or two. I find people watching to be a hilarious activity. I would go as far as to say it is one of my favorite hobbies or pastimes. However, have you ever tried to implement the … Continue reading

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Stan Van Gundy

So for a long time basketball fans have known about Stan Van Gundy and his awful: style, hair, face and disgusting resemblance to porn star Ron Jeremy. That’s a big ole yuck on so many levels. Not only is he … Continue reading

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Oliver Pepper: Correspondence From The Clink

Dear Coyote Rush, I hope this letter reaches you with great speed and finds you in high spirit. As you may have been aware, I have been in a NYC jail for months now. The officers haven’t informed as to … Continue reading

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News: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue

So… We have Syria to discuss. It’s another ‘revolution’, however, this time the military seems to be squashing the rebels and doing it a little more brutally than Egypt, Libya and other middle east nations that went through this and … Continue reading

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A Shot At Poetry

Does history ever make you sad You can study all you can You may try and it can turn you mad Apply it to your life Strife can force you to imply The simple remembrance of today’s folly Trepidation and … Continue reading

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The Middle East

No, not in America, that’s called the mid-west. Anyway, countries like: Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Israel and so on, do they seriously ever stop wanting to kill each other? I know they pray like 6 times a day, but in … Continue reading

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