Author Archives: James Dust

It Just Is   Everywhere Nowhere Anywhere Walmart- Oh, it’s there. It’s lurking. It has its big blue sign out, “HEY, CHECK IT OUT, CHEAP THINGS! FOOD? OH YES! JUST COME IN FOR A SECOND, THAT’S ALL!” Said Walmart into … Continue reading →

The reason that this story is being published is that my friend Danny said he would give me a pouch of Big League Chew. I thought to myself, “seriously?” I hadn’t had big league chew since I was like eight … Continue reading →

Patty Millington and Michelle Collingsworth drove three hours to visit their friend Brad Ivory that had recently been admitted to a nursing home on account of his deteriorating mental condition, which they had great reason to suspect it was Alzheimer’s … Continue reading →

Sandusky- I had a half hour before my chiropractor came off of break. I decided to go to the library and goof off on the internet, but before that could happen the red rain began, not the bibical stuff, but … Continue reading →

So, you don’t know what to write…. ? Me either. I’m writing things, let’s see if this goes anywhere. Having writing block can be a lot of things. You can be in the middle of a novel or short story … Continue reading →

In the last edition of “gosh these animals are fricking weird” we explored some common animals that are very bizarre. This article will describe some of the lesser known weird as hell animals. Actually I’m going to start out with … Continue reading →

“Ya’ll can go to hell. I am going to Texas.” Davy Crockett, who died at the Alamo, once told his Tennessee peers in Congress “Ya’ll can go to hell. I am going to Texas. “Don’t mess with Texas!” Some might … Continue reading →

There has been a great interest in Bob since his debut article. I didn’t write a single word besides this sentence you’re reading. Scientists are saying Brenda Johnson wrote it. What is there to say about Bob? He hails from … Continue reading →

Dude, we’re not hipsters. What’s a hipster anyway? You’re the hipster! Being a hipster isn’t even real. I like my scarf and hat and tight jeans when it’s 97 degrees out, it’s like a different form of a sauna. YOU’RE … Continue reading →

This list is not the top weirdest animals in order, instead they are listed as when they pop in my mind. So, let’s begin… 1.Walrus- The Walrus, weighing in at an obese weight of 3,700 lb, is a huge flopping, … Continue reading →