Author Archives: Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay

Doctors are enamored with Shredded Wheat. The brick of tasteless, uh, wheat, I guess. Nine out of ten doctors say, eat that up, eat it! You’ll poop and stuff! 9 out of 10 doctors with more than fifteen years experience would … Continue reading →

Ok seriously… Has life ever handed you lemons? That’s really a screwed up thing to think about.. …. Life walks in…. Take this story for example. The names have been changed (besides life) to protective the innocent (Thundering Voice) “Oh, … Continue reading →

As you may have noticed it isn’t winter currently. That means we are no longer living in Polar Vortexes and walking to our car isn’t like hard labor in Siberia. And as far as I know we didn’t go backwards … Continue reading →

Hello Shockuation Room Follows! There is a drug that has been around since 2003, but recently has become far more prevalent and to many people it is a new drug that has originated and spread from Russia which has a … Continue reading →

Tortoise MI- I’m in Tortoise to remind you if it is raining and about 50 degrees, do not have your window open and three fans blaring at your face. Now you might be asking yourself “Why would Dr. Grumpay be … Continue reading →

Shelbyville, Indiana- A local man named George A. Luffalone is so cranky. I went to Shelbyville to see how serious this case of crankiness is. Let me tell you, it’s pretty serious. And he’s serious and dang he is not … Continue reading →

It’s been awhile since I have contributed anything, I’ve been busy, almost as busy as the late Kim Jong Il. NOW, some of you might be saying, “What are you talking about? And how can you ever know how busy … Continue reading →

Now, you may be wondering to yourself, “Why would I want to get sick, Doc?” And that’s an interesting question. Thanks for asking, let me answer it by posing another question, did you actually read the title or are you … Continue reading →

Summer time brings about grilling, swimming, laughing, playing and sadly, sneezing. We know the primary culprit is pollen. Types of pollen include: tree pollen, grass pollen, weed pollen, plant pollen, alien pollen, space pollen, human pollen and lastly the most … Continue reading →