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Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Toledo, OH- Local woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular “I’m pretty sure that … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged 41 was sitting in her favorite chair reading the sports section of the Toledo Blade when she suddenly dropped it on the ground and exclaimed to no one in particular "I'm pretty sure that the hardest j, but I sorta think that being the President of the United States has to be hardest job in America, but if you don't like it just delete me or I will delete you, D.C." At press release Sherri had one like and twenty one comments, Local Woman Has Earth Changing Realization, most of them stating that actually their jobs were tougher and of higher stress day to day. Sherri hasn't deleted anyone yet. Stay Tuned. Coyote Rush P.S. Oliver Pepper is still in jail., ocal woman Sherri Higginmelonsmithsonton, OH-, or at least Washington, Toledo, turned on the computer, typed in www.facebook.com and updated her status as follows: "I know some of you aren't going to agree with me, walked to the office | Leave a comment

Facebook?

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this… Here is the latest quote on Facebook from its creator. Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged "I knew it was that Justin Marshall's birthday and I really wanted to overshadow his birthday with the continuous griping of the Facebook community. He still ended up getting like 500 notifications fo, "I'm really only trying to get old people off the site." The first day the "newish" layout was unveiled was Justin Marshall's birthday. Zuckerberg had this to say about his decision to reveal the chan, but imagine if I wouldn't have put in that update.", Facebook is going through changes to decrease the functionality of the website. Please enjoy. -Mark Zuckerberg, Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook, Somewhere in the land of Internets there is this thing called Facebook. It looks like this..., The quote was sparked by hours and hours of error messages and constant changing of layouts on the website. Zuckerberg was also quoted to say | Leave a comment

Scientology: Why it makes so much sense.

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Now, I know that I’m only stating a fact with that headline and don’t really need to go on, but I will tell you a little more about just why it does make a lot of sense. Scientology is created … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, 1. L. Ron Hubbard Founded it! This is L. Ron Hubbard..., all in all it's a flawless thing. I mean, but I will tell you a little more about just why it does make a lot of sense., church, crazy, false, god, I know that I'm only stating a fact with that headline and don't really need to go on, John, L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer., L. Ron Hubbard was quoted as saying, no wonder it makes sense., Now, right, Scientology: Why it makes so much sense., So, The symbol for Scientology looks like a Christian cross with something exploding at its crux., think about it, Tom Cruise is a member!, worship, wrong, you start a religion." So | Leave a comment

It’s My Birthday…. Why do I still have to go to work?

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Vance County, North Carolina- A local man turned 28 years old today and still was expected to carry out his regular duties. These duties included: getting the baby breakfast, changed and ready for the day, showering, not to mention doing … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged all, baby talk, birthday plans, birthdays, changed and ready for the day, come on man., country, day, do, Do you work on your birthday?, Education, have, having to baby talk to his son, Hines, Ian, job, Laden, make, my mom both told me I should have taken off. I just see it as an ordinary day. If I would have taken off today, North Carolina, not, not to mention doing the same for himself. Other duties included, Not wanting to go to school or work on your birthday, not working on your birthday, on birthdays, people, regular talk with his wife, Rod, school, sex, should, showering, sleep, Some workplaces routinely have cake and ice cream, Special, Teaching, then baby/regular talk all day at work. All of this on his birthday, then I would have had more work to do tomorrow., These duties included: getting the baby breakfast, to, tons, Vance County, why, work, working on your birthday | Leave a comment

Leyland Gets Contract Extension Tigers to Promptly Tank Season

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Cleveland, OH- Tuesday the Detroit Tigers’ skipper received a one year contract extension, the Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians. “The way I look at it … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged ", " Leyland said while smoking three cigarettes at once. Leyland continued, "If you think about it we have this three game series with Cleveland in Cleveland, Batman, Cabby, Cleveland, Confused, Detroit, funny, funny news, funny political, got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I ask a random child on the street to pick the lineup, I got my extension now so we can relax and blow it down the stretch like we have the past four seasons, I just put Raburn in for those. Don't even ask me why I wouldn't try pitching our rookie Jacob Turner.", Inge, Justin Marshall, Leyland, Leyland also plans on saving a spot for Brandon Inge who is currently in the minors and is batting a stellar .177 this season. Stay Tuned Tigers Fans! Coyote Rush, Miggy, OH-, Raburn, so we can finish the lead off then. Plus, sometimes I get a stray Batman or Superman, Sports, Superman, Tigers, Tigers held up their end of the deal by losing in the 14th inning to the second place Cleveland Indians., Tuesday the Detroit Tigers' skipper received a one year contract extension, Victor, we get swept there no problem. The lead is down to what two games at that point? Either way, we play them in about a week, which is a loss for sure. When Penny pitches I don't even make the lineup, you have to factor in a Brad Penny start in that week or ten days | Leave a comment

Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia (From New York City to Still New York City)

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Upon further inspection there was nothing that resembled what belonged underneath a normal hood. It looked as if I had opened the hood to find a mythical city. There was a waterfall where the battery belonged, Unicorns frolicked to and … Continue reading →

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Abdiweli Mohamed Ali, africa, African Union Mission to Somalia, AIDS, AK-47, Al-Shabaab, Djibouti, don't tase me bro, drought, dying babies, famine, Hunger, international welfare, license and registration, Mogadishu, Nuclear Waste, Ogaden War, Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia (From New York City to Still New York City), Pirates, Real news, Sharif Sheikh Ahmed, shawshenk traffic stop, sick puppy, Somalia, Terrorism, War, war world, world war II, world war three | 2 Comments

Best CD Ever?

Posted on July 17, 2011 by Coyote Rush

The Arrow Liquors- Missing: Steven Givens

Posted in Breaking News | Tagged Denial Song, Henry Van Loon, Justin Marshall, Missing: Steven Givens, Southern Girl, The Arrow Liquors, Troy Macumber | 1 Comment

Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia (From Scranton to New York City)

Posted on July 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

From Scranton, PA I had roughly 120 miles left of my journey. It was 9:43 am and my flight left for Britain at 3:30 eastern time. In my mind I felt that even if I had a total meltdown in … Continue reading →

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Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia Part I (From Allegany NY to Scranton PA)

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Before I get to Somalia, I would like to describe the journey to get there. I have never left the town of Allegany, New York. When I say, never left, I mean I have never been out of the city … Continue reading →

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The Newest Member of The Shockuation Room!

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Yesterday I received a request from a young man desiring a position at The Shockuation Room as an intern. Here is how the conversation went. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————- Dear Mr. Rush, My name is Oliver Pepper, I would like to be considered … Continue reading →

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