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Plants, Animals and Insect Lifespans: Shorter or Longer Than A Kardashian Marriage.

Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is … Continue reading

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Fox Realizes That House Tries Way Too Hard: Refuses To Ever Cancel Show

Somewhere at some point some executive for Fox watches a preview or something for the new episode of House and says “What the hell?” However, he doesn’t mention it to anyone. Especially anyone at Fox. He did mention it to … Continue reading

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part IV)

Julia’s clinic- “The Julia Ann Mailfraud Clinic To Get Your Brain Fixed and Possibly Assist In Your Battle With The Cold or Flu Too!” The building was a sprawling monstrosity of a structure. Julia’s clinic creates the illusion of the … Continue reading

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)

Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading

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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)

Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading

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Congress To Pass New Health Bill

Washington— On Capitol Hill many congressmen and women have finally realized what every single person in the United States wants. More laws that are intended to improve our health. Over the past five to ten years many states have passed … Continue reading

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Man Takes Television Commercial Way Too Serious

Boring, Oregon- An area resident named Patches Mcguildersnot, an avid television viewer did something rather unusual. I took the first EVER bullet train in America to get there. Sadly, they don’t exist in the USA, for whatever reason. Unknowingly, I … Continue reading

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I Know What You Are Going To Do… Maybe

आप इसे देखा, सोचा क्या बिल्ली चल रहा था, तो नकल की और यह अनुवाद डिवाइस में चिपकाया. याहू

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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Releases Worst Phone In The Last Five Years

Atlanta, GA- In 2010 Pantech a company no one has ever heard of and no one could care less about released their new phone the Pantech Link. It is without a doubt the crappiest phone anyone could buy. Pantech is … Continue reading

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