It
Just
Is
Everywhere Nowhere Anywhere Walmart-
Oh, it’s there. It’s lurking. It has its big blue sign out, “HEY, CHECK IT OUT, CHEAP THINGS! FOOD? OH YES! JUST COME IN FOR A SECOND, THAT’S ALL!” Said Walmart into your left ear.
Now you’re in the parking lot.
You’re looking around, what’s that?
Why is that person driving backwards toward Walmart?!
Yes, that man does have an entire camouflage truck? Entire. Yes.
Did that woman just bend over and split her entire butt out of her pants? Yes.
Is he wearing a plum colored jumpsuit? Yes.