This list is not the top weirdest animals in order, instead they are listed as when they pop in my mind. So, let’s begin…
1.Walrus-
The Walrus, weighing in at an obese weight of 3,700 lb, is a huge flopping, flipping mass that has something that resembles Elephant skin, and the most obnoxious tusks in the world.
Do you want me to call a dentist, she might be able to refer you to an orthodontist.
Not only does the flipping, flapping and random fighting get annoying, but have you ever heard one of their pathetic attempts at communicating?
The sounds they make are ridiculous. A few of them sound like buzz saws or steam whistle sounds that signify the end of a work day…
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Just think about how weird they are. They serve little to no purpose and are incredibly weird.
2. Anteater-
The Anteater is a strange, strange animal. Look at its stupid head. No, seriously, look at it. It looks like an attachment to a vacuum.
And now some smart ass person out there are going to say, “but isn’t that the best way they would get the most ants?”
To that I would say, “shut up!”
Moving on, they range from around four foot to almost six feet long. Their weird vacuum attachment head and the rest of their body weighs from 70 to around 90 pounds. And in all of that weight the entire purpose of these ridiculous creatures is to just eat and eat and suck up and lick ants and termites. What a life!
The Anteater has a lot of features that make it weirder, weirder, and honestly just for a lack of a better of a word, weird. They look for food at night. They can rest their vacuum head to sleep as much as 15 hours a day. They do not have teeth. However, they have a long, sticky tongues which can extend up to two feet in length to send bugs to a lake of hell-fire. Surprisingly, because they have a vacuum attachment for a head, the Anteater has an extremely intense sense of smell, around 40 times that of humans! God, they are weird. Guess what? They have claws! And their claws are used to rip open concrete-hard termite and ant mounds.
Not only does the Anteater look like a complete idiot and wander around seemingly as aimless as a drunk college student, but the anteater has to visit up to 200 nests to consume thousands of insects just to come close to reaching its caloric requirements. Although the Anteaters eat about 30,000 insects a day, they spend just a few minutes gorging themselves at any one ant nest or termite mound, removing a few thousand insects from each.
What a weird and stupid animal.
And to finish up on how weird they are… Listen to how an Anteater sounds like a car that is failing to start.
3. Hammerhead Shark-
These poor, poor, pathetic fish.
I dare you to tell me they weren’t made fun of at school.
(Get it, they sometimes swim in schools of fish) Let me pop this bubble right now, they were made fun of, a lot, by nearly everything. Seriously, look at them.
After years and years of bullying, the Hammerhead Sharks became extremely aggressive hunters, feeding on smaller fish, octopuses, squid, crustaceans and even other Hammerhead Sharks, see how much they hate themselves? They eat themselves for crying out loud! These sharks do not seek out humans, but if a human is stupid enough to start swimming around them and making fun of them for their ridiculous heads and faces the sharks are very defensive and will attack when provoked. Provoked meaning something like, “hey sharky! You gots yourself a stupid head!”
Hammerhead Sharks are from roughly 11 to 20 feet long. They can weigh 500 to 1,000 lbs (What a bunch of fatties) These sharks can live their supremely weird life from 20 to 30 years. That sure is a lot of time to be weird.
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4. Bob-
Bob. Bob is a dog. He is a very nice dog. However, this does not change the fact for one second that he is exceptionally weird. 
Bob wakes up by scratching your face clean off and continuously jumping on then off the bed.
Now, Bob has been known to sneeze for no reason whatsoever for up to twelve times. A person can bring about these sneezing attacks with the littlest effort you’ve ever seen in your life. A Bob, when thirsty which is always, sticks his whole face directly into the water bowl.
He resides in Chicago, Illinois, when the air quality becomes poor, Bob will immediately lay on his side. This is a warning to all of his friends that the Weather Channel has issued an air quality advisory. Bob is as cool as a cucumber, but man is he weird.
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The Giraffe is the world’s tallest mammal, you better believe they stood out early in their life. And other animals like Hyenas mocked them without cessation. I know a fact that is unknown to nearly everyone else in the world… The reason the Giraffe’s neck grew so long was in an effort to not hear those stupid hyenas laughing away. Now, there is no way to prove that, but trust me it is the reason. Gosh that’s weird.
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The extremely bizarre and weird legs of the Giraffe are over six feet long. This allows them to run up to 35 mph in short distances, during a long distance run they can maintain a comfortably speed at around 10 mph. After adding their ridiculous neck parts along with their silly legs, Giraffes are roughly 14 to 19 feet tall. Giraffes don’t seem to weigh that much, but don’t let them fool you. They weigh from 1,750 to 2,800 pounds.
This and a Giraffe weigh about the same. 
I don’t think I’m making this as clear as I should. Giraffes are super weird. Look at their weird faces. Do you know they have giant purple tongues?!