Monthly Archives: July 2013

Part 1: Very Weird Animals That You’ve Probably Never Stopped and Thought, “wow that is a weird animal.”

This list is not the top weirdest animals in order, instead they are listed as when they pop in my mind. So, let’s begin… 1.Walrus- The Walrus, weighing in at an obese weight of 3,700 lb, is a huge flopping, … Continue reading

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John Mayer In Shock As John Mayer Kills Himself After John Mayer Dumps Him.

Bozeman, Montana- After a highly publicized tempestuous 35 year relationship with himself that was filled with infidelity, finally ended today as John Mayer left another former lover in his wake. Neighbors heard Mayer saying, “YOU SAID MY BODY WAS A … Continue reading

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10 Summer TV Shows You Can’t Miss

Summertime usually means a lull in original TV programming. Wrong! This summer, the networks are rolling out dozens of new shows. Which ones are worth your time? Kipp’s here to share his top ten. 1. Bollywood Game Night (STAR Plus) … Continue reading

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Recent Views On Presidents Not Giving A Single Shit About Genocide, Seriously, At All.

President Obama on Syria- I’m noting going to do anything, it’s Syria’s problem, but at least it’s not Rwanda. President Clinton on Rwanda- “We didn’t know what was going on, just didn’t have the information (SAID ANY PRESIDENT EVER, NOT! … Continue reading

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