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The gun debate has been raging for months or even years, but today at the heart of the gun debate today were Ted Cruz and Dianne Feinstein. After being asked a two and a half minute question by Senator Cruz- R Texas, Feinstein D- California, responded by saying that she was going to make a “couple of points.”
She started out by saying that she was not a six grader, which to anyone that has the great gift of sight is obvious, but don’t listen to my patter. Moving on!
Dianne decided she would maturely list all the reasons why she wasn’t a six grader in a six grade fashion by telling everyone there all the things that she had accomplished. Feinstein said “I’ve been on this committee for twenty years, I was a mayor for nine years. Then she went into a babbling of words to which she was admitting to being involved or at a large number of murders and crime scenes. “I’ve walked in and seen people shot, I’ve looked at bodies that have been shot with these weapons, I’ve seen bullets that implode.” Finally, she admitted she wasn’t a lawyer and in fact did have a good education and was sorry she argued, but she was just made fun of by her family for enjoying coloring books.
The senator from Texas agreed that he, himself still enjoys coloring books, but the coloring books in Texas are a lot bigger than her’s in California, this lead to another argument.
She began, “I’m not an eighth grader, I know the size and population of Texas and California, I’ve lived in California, I’ve seen the grass and the sky, I passed Geography with an A-, it wasn’t my best work because I couldn’t remember that the capitol of Uzbekistan was Tashkent. That was my specific country Mr. Senator and I couldn’t remember!” She added “I come from a different place than you do,” at this everyone in the room gasped waiting for her to tell them that she was an alien, but instead said, “I’ve seen your damn coloring books and I respect them, just because you have a hundred thousand square miles more than my state doesn’t mean it has shit on our coloring books, we have the most people! We have to draw shapes and patterns to encourage our children to use their imagination, sure, a couple tigers get colored purpled here and there, but come on, I know my coloring books! I’m not in third grade!”
I'm not in Six, Eighth or Third Grade!
' (But, she might be an alien.)
Some dude from Vermont said something about books and the topic switched from guns to pornography and it really made no sense.
Suddenly, a bell rang, she raised her hand and asked to be excused. Cruz nodded politely and the senator from California walked to the cubbey hole by the door, picked up her backpack and noticed there was a letter for her mother. Her head then rotated 180 degrees toward the senator from Texas in which she displayed a ghastly dirty look and left the room slamming the door on the way out.
“Well, that was weird,” Cruz then said, “She didn’t finish her vocabulary for the week, I had to let her mother know that. I know that Betty Goldman has been dead for years, but I just wanted to get under Dianne’s skin a little.”
The people in the room looked at each other then looked at the clock, Cruz’s face reddened and he said that would be all for the day. A collective sigh of relief was let out as they all gathered single file to walk to the bus stop.
Before all of them left the room he called them back in….
LOOK, Mr. Lee has became this gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
