The Difference Between Yoga Pants and Yoga PAAAAANTTTSSSSS

It’s been over two months since anyone has contributed anything to this marvelous news site, but I am changing that as I type and you read.

First off, hi.

Second off, sorry for going so long without making your day brighter and making you a more informed individual. Don’t listen to the regular news, it’s depressing and stupid. This is fun, exciting and pertinent.

Now, back to the topic.

I’m not trying to be rude or say I have anything wrong with overweight people, I have no problem with them at all, my family isn’t running decathlons so I have NNNOOOO right to take liberties. However, today I went to Old Country Buffet and was appalled by several woman that were just failing to understand the concept of tight pants with things written on their butts.

Let me take you on a visual tour of what guys think when women, college students, ect. are wearing them appropriately…..

Now, here are guys when they know that girls just should not being wearing yoga pants that turn into yoga PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

First a picture to demonstrate how guys eyes burn and it can’t be helped. Like I said, I have no beef with larger girls as long as the think about what they are wearing, it would be like if I wore a shirt that I cut off above the belly button and just owned it… People would noooooooooootttttttttttt be impressed and that’s all I am saying.