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Monthly Archives: June 2012
Save the babies: An urgent report from Bouvet Island
BOUVET ISLAND, NORWAY — There is an incredibly serious issue sweeping the globe. According to a completely unofficial and incomplete survey conducted recently, there is an alarming rate of confusion regarding what constitutes a job. At the forefront of the … Continue reading
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Izzy Baconski
We are proud to welcome our newest member of the Shockuation Room, Izzy Baconski. Here is her bio! Get used to her! Izzy Baconski – Izzy Baconski is rumored to be a mysterious, reclusive woman. She supposedly lives in a … Continue reading
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From The Desk of Taffy Hawkley
She forgot her login, we are working on that… But I felt this was so important it couldn’t wait! PITTSBURGH, PA — With the onset of hot summer weather, local Port Authority officials have found the answers to their recent … Continue reading
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Oliver Pepper: Time Spent In Ethiopia
This is where Ethiopia is… It’s called the horn of Africa. Or it looks like this Interesting facts about Ethiopia: 1. It is the second most populous nation in Africa, with an estimated over 85 million humans living there. 2. … Continue reading
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Oliver Pepper: Out of Jail and Headed To Somalia!
This is Oliver Pepper! I’m out of jail. Steven Steve Stephens married the beautiful deputy that he was in love with and was finally able to focus on my case. I really didn’t have a case. My car, ted, that … Continue reading
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Somewhere, Someone is Cranky: Local Man, real cranky.
Shelbyville, Indiana- A local man named George A. Luffalone is so cranky. I went to Shelbyville to see how serious this case of crankiness is. Let me tell you, it’s pretty serious. And he’s serious and dang he is not … Continue reading
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