[Don’t read this: Random words: (Teleprompters, speech writers, off the cuff comments!)]
Politics is something that everyone loves. It’s great! Who doesn’t love discussing it with your neighbor, your best friend, your dog, your grandpa, well, no one, and that’s because everyone has the exact same views! It’s wonderful. I’m going to try something different than what I used to do… Which was think for myself. From now on, I am going to believe and trust everything that any politician says: if it makes sense or not, if you can tell that the person saying something is lying while they are saying it, I will believe it with all my heart, even if it is a promise or a dream that we all know will never come true. This means I will trust: Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Libertarians, Communists, Socialists and the mute. At the least we can know they all meant well, right? How stupid was I to think for myself? I wish someone would tell me.
According to every fan of Obama, President Bush is responsible for every terrible thing that is happening or will happen as long as he is the President. I know some people that are perfectly on board with that and some that aren’t. It doesn’t matter what I used to believe because today is a new day! I believe all words that everyone in power says! Starting with the top!!! But, don’t forget the little guys and gals!
This is what Bush thinks of all that stuff I said…
“I understand everybody in this country doesn’t agree with the decisions I’ve made. And I made some tough decisions. But people know where I stand.” George W. Bush
Just to prove how right he is listen to this!
“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” George W. Bush
This goes for the Presidential nominee Mitt Romney! I can’t wait to turn into CNN and listen to all his quotes!!!
So, let’s get started. I will throw some quotes on from the past, I know hindsight is twenty twenty and that’s exactly why former quotes will make so much sense. And yes, not all of them are about important political issues, but instead just day to day quotes which show us just how brilliant our leaders are.
I WILL BELIEVE IN OUR LEADERS! Their wisdom is what is going to keep this country strong!
I will start with Joe Biden… He has been getting some flack from people. The critics are saying he is more of a burden or a liability toward President Obama. I think that’s a bunch of poo-ey. Sheesh. He’s the Vice President, obviously Obama knew he was a great guy.
This was Biden when he was proving points about McCain in the last election. Just check out how right he is and how much it makes sense.
“If your kitchen table is like mine, you sit there at night before you put the kids to bed and you talk about what you need. You talk about how much you are worried about being able to pay the bills. Ladies and gentlemen, that is not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It’s a pretty hard experience. He’ll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at.” -Joe Biden on how poor McCain’s floor plan is.
Yeah, why would you design to have seven kitchen tables in your home?
I think my house should only be kitchen tables.
And this could happen to anyone, sometimes you forget what or why you’re at an event for and you say a wonderful thing to a wonderful man, completely in context, completely gracefully.
“Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya.”
—Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair.
So, like I mentioned, Mitt Romney he’s cool. He’s from Michigan, right? His dad was the Governor of Michigan, at least I think know that much. He was the Governor of Massachusetts, which is spelled super weird. Seriously. He became a Mormon Missionary, after he went to Stanford for a year. This guy is hard to keep up with, but I bet he has some wisdom with all these moves and different businesses and Mormony type things he’s up to. I honestly don’t understand how he got all this stuff done in the time he did, he was a busy dude. Plus, he has like five kids. He just becomes CEO of a company at 30 years old? No big deal. Then like I said, yeah he just drops in and says yeah might as well
be the governor of Massachusetts.
Wow.
He said this once…
And this President wakes up every morning, looks out across America and is proud to announce, ‘It could be worse.’ It could be worse? Is that what it means to be an American? It could be worse? Of course not. What defines us as Americans is our unwavering conviction that we know it must be better.
I don’t know what he’s talking about, but darn tootin’ he’s right. Just insert some more things that you hear he says, because honestly I’m having a hard time finding him saying anything. All I know is he has a decent hair cut. He probably has a nice business card too.
We can’t forget the current President.
“We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.” – Barack Obama
Bill Clinton, the darnedest things:
“The economy has produced 6.1 million jobs since I became president, and if Michael Jordan comes back to the Bulls, it will be 6,100,001 jobs.” –Bill Clinton, in 1995
“It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.” –Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair
“It depends on how you define alone…” –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony
“There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were.” –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony
“I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.” –Bill Clinton
All quotes are found easily on the internet and may or may not be true, but I think they are all true.