Monthly Archives: March 2012

Why is dancing so awesome? Dancing is great. Even if you know you’re terrible you love to do it. Watching people dancing is also awesome. It’s better when they are terrible, but it’s acceptable to watch good dancing. Dance parties … Continue reading →

Dear Oliver, Let me begin by apologizing that your first assignment has gone so terribly awry. However, I did tell you to get a full tune up before you got to NYC, crazy things happen. Maybe not as crazy as … Continue reading →

Dear Coyote Rush, I hope this letter reaches you with great speed and finds you in high spirit. As you may have been aware, I have been in a NYC jail for months now. The officers haven’t informed as to … Continue reading →

Jacksonville, Fl- Tim Tebow was traded today after Peyton Manning signed with the Broncos. The conditions and terms are still being worked out, but it seems that at the crux of the deal is a youth pastor and a dvd … Continue reading →

It’s been awhile since I have contributed anything, I’ve been busy, almost as busy as the late Kim Jong Il. NOW, some of you might be saying, “What are you talking about? And how can you ever know how busy … Continue reading →

So… We have Syria to discuss. It’s another ‘revolution’, however, this time the military seems to be squashing the rebels and doing it a little more brutally than Egypt, Libya and other middle east nations that went through this and … Continue reading →