Sanilac County, MI- So, when was the last time you drove? Yesterday? Today? RIGHT NOW?!?!!? Please, don’t pick the last one.
Anyway. Have you ever stopped and thought about how insane driving is? I’m being pretty serious here. People are controlling these two ton machines with four or more wheels and most of the people are: singing, dancing, eating, sleeping, smoking, drinking, making sweet love to their face, (putting make up on) adjusting their sunglasses, checking the mirrors: but only to see if someone is watching how cool they look driving in their awesome Pontiac G6 they got from their SWEET 16 party.
I understand that sentence might be a lot to handle at once. That’s why I am allowing you to go back and read it again if you desire. Go on. Go back up there and read it. Do any of those apply to you?
FOR SHAME!!!!
Do you ever get so scared that you’re driving like an idiot when a cop approaches that you immediately slam on the breaks and go 54 MPH? How about you do that, then you forget where you were actually going and end up missing your street/road?
SHIRLEY YOU DON’T DO THAT!!!
I got an idea…
Let’s use some pictures to demonstrate what I mean.
Who would win in a fight?
A big red Astro Van or a Chevy Duramax Truck
VS.
Ok, now let’s make this into a little math strategy game…
Let’s say that the Red Astro Van was traveling at 60 MPH heading to the east. The person driving the Astro Van was sober, but a complete dork. That doesn’t factor into the equation too much besides the fact that he/she might be a little overzealous. Anyway… He/she left at 8:05 a.m. to arrive at a meeting twenty five minutes early. The meeting is 21 miles away. What time does the Big Red Van arrive at the meeting? Don’t forget to factor in the the driver of the Chevy truck who runs all stops signs, drives over the center line and all and all drives like a psychopath.
The correct answer is…
Yep, it's Robert Blake.
You guessed it… ROBERT BLAKE! (The man that’s excuse when his wife was murdered was that “he returned to the restaurant because he had left his own gun in the booth where they had just finished eating.”)
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