Kim Kardashian’s marriage to basketball’s UNsuper star, more like, extremely mediocre player, Kris Humphries lasted a jaw dropping 72 days. How much of that time they: spent together, discussing divorce or counting the money they generated from the marriage is unknown at this time. What is known is that they made roughly 17 million dollars from the wedding.
In the United States, where being a homosexual is ridiculed and blamed for the downfall of mankind and ruining the sanctity of marriage: I’m so glad these two with already enough money to live happily for the rest of their lives decided to make a publicity event out of their marriage and rake in the dollars that arrived at their pseudo-house they lived together in, for the better part of two and a half months, then basically said “Just Kidding!” All I really have to say is, “seriously?” How can that possibly be worse than two men or two women getting married who ACTUALLY love each other? The answer is IT CAN’T!
The world is getting more and more outrageous, people are making less sense everyday. Yesterday, I seriously saw a bag with the words ‘Biohazard’ hanging out on the street in a parking spot! I’m not kidding! Deep inside I hoped “Oh, Halloween was yesterday,” but realizing it was more likely that some idiot just put that there, I had to force my mind not to race to the place where it tries to figure out what in God’s name is in that bag?! Oh, goodness.
Anyway, here are some things that their marriage outlasted and a few they sadly couldn’t.
1. Mayfly- A male Mayfly is an aquatic insect that life’s revolves around reproduction. The male Mayfly’s lifespan can be any where from 30 minutes to one day. Even if Kardashian and Humphries had sex on their minds they didn’t need to get married, proven by the Mayfly here.
2. Male Ants- The male winged Ant known as drones’ life expectancy survives a few weeks. Way to go Kim and Kris, two insects down!
3. Dragonfly- Just when we were getting some confidence in their marriage the poor Dragonfly’s little life last four months. Yup, four months, which is about 50 more days than their marriage. Otherwise known as 69.4% longer than their wedding bliss. 
Pathetic. I want to say more, but I have to meet this story’s dead line. I haven’t came up with an article in six days which is 8.3% of their marriage!
Stay Tuned
Coyote Rush
I don’t even know these people, but happy, and sad all at the same time that they perhaps personally planned this whole wedding thing to make MONEY! Great comparison to bugs. Naught little creatures that they are. Good comparison to homos, or whatever you called them. It’s an ugly world out there. LOOK OUT! GREAT STORY!
Now I know who she is! THEY ARE RETARDED! GREAT POPULAR STORY!