Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish she suffered as a result of the poor wardrobe choice.
When I arrived in Victor, I sat down with Tina in a small: dimly lit, over-priced, hipster wannabe, skinny jean wearing, baby tee shirt and a visor mandatory outfit, coffee house annoying called, “The Magic Bean.” In this place Tina said to me, “I don’t know why I did it?! I mean, I woke up and I was shivering, so I checked the weather and it was going to be like 40 something. So, I thought to myself ‘hey, why don’t you wear that new sweater you bought, it would look so good with those purple flats!'”
However, when she got to school she was in for a rude awakening, “the school was like 85 degrees, I was like super sweaty all day, I hope the kids still thought I was kind of hot.”
When I asked one of the students what he thought of Ms. Tinytoeson, he said, “She was super sweaty, but if I was 17 I would totally ask her out on a date. Try for second base, you know what I’m saying dude?”
–James Dust–