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Monthly Archives: October 2011
Fox Realizes That House Tries Way Too Hard: Refuses To Ever Cancel Show
Somewhere at some point some executive for Fox watches a preview or something for the new episode of House and says “What the hell?” However, he doesn’t mention it to anyone. Especially anyone at Fox. He did mention it to … Continue reading
Apple Admits New Iphone Sexist
When owners of the new Iphone: cleverly named something like ‘Iphone 4’, use ‘Siri,’ a voice activated personal assistant type thing that can help you do things like: stalk that hot dude that you don’t have the guts to talk … Continue reading
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Tagged Apple, Apple admits Iphone sexist, funny, funny news, Iphone, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Mac, news, robot, serious, serious news, sex, Sexist, Siri, Steve Jobs
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Gaddafi Dies: Libya Totally Confused
Tripoli, Libya- For months citizens of Libya have rebelled and tried with all their hearts and minds to overthrow the tyrannical dictatorship of Muammar al-Gaddafi and finally saw their dreams become reality. However, with his death comes monumental changes in … Continue reading
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Tagged Attack, Confused, Coyote Rush, Dead, Death, Dies, funny, funny news, Gaddafi, James Dust, Justin Marshall, Killed, Libya, news, nude, obama, Oil, onion, parady, Reconstruction, shock, Shockuation Room, Terrorism, Totally
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Woman Tries To Earn Extra Money, But Wears Wrong Outfit
Victor, NY- Area woman Tina Tinytoeson, 26, had a bright idea on how to earn a little extra cash. However, sadly, the money she made from substitute teaching came up far short of making up for the pain and anguish … Continue reading
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Tagged bad, beautiful, cold, Confused, confusion, funny, funny news, girl, good, hot, James Dust, Justin Marshall, outfit, pretty, purple flats, sad, second base, seventeen, sexy, shockuation, short skirt, students, subbing, sweater, teacher, ugly, Woman, wrong outfit
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Senior Citizen Believes Internet Isn’t Quite Cracked Up Like It’s Supposed To Be
Hi, I’m James Dust, some of you might know me from places like the ‘internet’ or ‘Facebook’, but if not: now you do. Anyway, I was asked by my college buddy, Coyote Rush to join the site’s fine cast of … Continue reading
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Tagged 91, AL- Mobile citizen, Believes, broom, Citizen, Coyote Rush, Cracked, Edward Cutlery, Elderly, girls, headphones, Internet, Ipad, Ipaddles, Ipads, Ipod, Isn't, James Dust, Justin Bieber, Justin Marshall, Ke$sha, Lady Gaga, Like It's Supposed To Be, Mobile, Music, preteens, Quite, Rock, Roll, Room, Roy Orbisons, Senior, shockuation, singing, stick, string, teens, tweens, Up
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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part IV)
Julia’s clinic- “The Julia Ann Mailfraud Clinic To Get Your Brain Fixed and Possibly Assist In Your Battle With The Cold or Flu Too!” The building was a sprawling monstrosity of a structure. Julia’s clinic creates the illusion of the … Continue reading
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Tagged 2008 campaign, 2012 campaign, babysitter, booze, cats, conspiracy, crazy, dogs, fat, guns, hot bodies, hot bods, hot girls, insane, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, Lilly, nice, obama, potatos, rude, secretary, sexy guys, shockuation, short, skinny, tall, Tiger, Woman
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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part III)
Joe Don Mitchell was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1973. He had the most gorgeous parents a boy could even begin to imagine. When he was growing up he thought that everyone’s parents looked like his. This changed when he … Continue reading
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Tagged California., Confused, Conservatives, Coyote Rush, Coyote Rush was born in 1978 to an illiterate couple in Jot ‘Em Down, funny political, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, Sexist, shockuation, Texas. From an early age Coyote was very interested in things that were happening around him. Without the proper assistance from his illiterate parents he learned how to read and write at college leve, Woman
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Politikos Insidiae And Other Things People Pretend To Care About (Part II)
Read Part 1 Nancy leaned back in her black leather office chair that she paid way too much of her own money for, thinking to herself, “a ten pound bag of potatoes huh? Or was it twenty? I never know … Continue reading
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Tagged funny, funny news, funny political, James Dust, Joe Don Mitchell, Justin Marshall, obama, serious news, sex, shockuation, Siri, Woman
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