Vance County, North Carolina- A local man turned 28 years old today and still was expected to carry out his regular duties. These duties included: getting the baby breakfast, changed and ready for the day, showering, not to mention doing the same for himself. Other duties included, having to baby talk to his son, regular talk with his wife, then baby/regular talk all day at work. All of this on his birthday, come on man.
Rod Laden, 28, was said to even wash the damn car on his birthday. “Well, yeah, it’s my birthday, but everyone expects me to keep doing regular shit, don’t they realize it’s my birthday? I mean seriously, come on. First off, I want to sleep in till about 1 p.m., maybe and I mean a very iffy maybe take a shower. Then I might order some delivery food, because God knows I’m not cooking on my birthday. Hell, I might even have the delivery guy feed it to me and his ass better tip me for letting me do that!” Laden continued. “But nope, that’s not how the day went at all. I got up and did all that stuff. Went to work and tried to teach a bunch of students what they are going to need to know so this country doesn’t go down the shit tube. I mean it’s close right now, but I can’t afford to lose these children through the cracks.”
Laden laid out his plans for birthdays in the future, “No one should have to work, no one should have to do anything, it should be a personal national holiday or something. Obama get on that shit, that’s a priority man!”
At press release Rod was doing the dishes after his birthday celebration.
