Monthly Archives: July 2011

Heat Wave

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Fox Storm

It is so hot outside I was barely even able to reach the keyboard to type up this important news. I think slowly we will all be changing into legos and melting over the next week. This will be us … Continue reading →

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Best CD Ever?

Posted on July 17, 2011 by Coyote Rush

The Arrow Liquors- Missing: Steven Givens

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Posted on July 15, 2011 by James Dust

Boom, boom, pow. Explosions. boom goes the dynamite. Is it a requirement that in every action or thriller type movie there needs to be a minimum of at least three explosions or gigantic crashes? ZZONK!

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Border Collie Runs for the Border

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Cara Caraboutit

Ace, the scientifically proclaimed, “smartest dog in the world,” has made a run for the border. No, not the Mexican or Canadian borders, the brainy border collie made a trek seven blocks east to the State Street Taco Bell. The … Continue reading →

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Automated Phone Operators

Posted on July 12, 2011 by James Dust

Why are they so annoying? Would they be less annoying with actual robot voices? Probably not. The reason they are so annoying could be that they have a trillion menus to go through and when you go through them all … Continue reading →

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Reading The Shockuation Room’s News Saves Lives!

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay

Now, you may be wondering to yourself, “Dr. Sanskrit Grumpay, isn’t that a little bold of a statement?” And to you I would say “no.” Let’s truly think about it here. Do you know anyone that reads The Shockuation Room … Continue reading →

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Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia (From Scranton to New York City)

Posted on July 9, 2011 by Coyote Rush

From Scranton, PA I had roughly 120 miles left of my journey. It was 9:43 am and my flight left for Britain at 3:30 eastern time. In my mind I felt that even if I had a total meltdown in … Continue reading →

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Oliver Pepper: Trip To Somalia Part I (From Allegany NY to Scranton PA)

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Before I get to Somalia, I would like to describe the journey to get there. I have never left the town of Allegany, New York. When I say, never left, I mean I have never been out of the city … Continue reading →

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The Newest Member of The Shockuation Room!

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Coyote Rush

Yesterday I received a request from a young man desiring a position at The Shockuation Room as an intern. Here is how the conversation went. ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————- Dear Mr. Rush, My name is Oliver Pepper, I would like to be considered … Continue reading →

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