NEW YORK CITY- A long standing feud between husband and wife is finally coming to an end.
Chana and Simon Taub have been trying to get rid of each other for over half a decade, their prayers were answered Wednesday when a judge ordered for them to sell off the brownstone in which they share, two other homes and split the proceeds.
The couple has been through two separate trials, one a jury trial, still the court did not grant them a divorce. One of the rulings from the trials ordered the couple to do a very ordinary thing. Build an interior wall of Sheetrock to split the house and separate the couple.
Yes, that’s correct. The trial proved to provide a solution to solve the hatred of this couple, by ordering the couple to pull a trick from sparring siblings, “See that line? You can’t come across it!” So, yes a non-cartoon/movie judge told the couple to build a wall.
Since 2007 the couple has lived this way. That means Chana and Simon Taub have been splitting their million dollar three story brownstone for four years. Chana has been living in the top two stories with three of their children, Simon and the other child have the first floor. They have cut off all access to each other and Chana has said if she some how comes into view of Simon she runs as fast as she can in the other direction. This would be very believable if you believe the rumors that Mr. Taub has put cameras in her side of the house to spy on her. That made me feel pretty bad for her, until I heard that Mrs. Taub did the exact same thing. This is not the healthiest marriage.
I guess that living like that for four years wouldn’t be that bad, it’s a pretty big house. However, if you dig a little deeper, you find that the couple owns other homes. You may think to yourself, well maybe they both really like the neighborhood and that’s why they refuse to move out. I commend you for trying to think of a reasonable explanation. Throw your rational thinking out the window, one of their homes is a whopping two doors down.
According to a source, the home two houses away has a significant bat problem. Upon hearing this new information fell into a trance. All around me were people banging gongs, but instead of the usual gong noise it said, NEWWWWWWZZZZZ. I went up and asked one of the men banging a gong where I was, he said, “You’re in news world, dude.” I never wanted to leave this place after hearing that, but I immediately was snapped out of it because the source I was just speaking of smacked me in the face with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Anyway, the house two doors down, yes, supposedly has a bat problem remember? Why would this stop a millionaire from eradicating the bats and moving in, you know, being the bigger man and such? Speculation has it these are not ordinary bats, they are vampire bats.
Just trust me that this news sent me into an episode of madness. Could it be that the vampire bats are only posing as bats to fool people from thinking that they are true vampires? This would make sense to me. Why else would Mr. Taub stay in his home only to split the house in half and spy on his wife? Of course it’s because he is afraid of vampires sucking his blood, why else?
The judge in the most recent trial, like I said earlier is forcing the couple to sell the brownstone and two other homes while splitting the proceeds. Mr. Taub must also pay about $1.5 million and provide Mrs. Taub with $6,000 a month in support. Mr. Taub’s attorney stated that his client was happy about the outcome, while Mrs. Taub stated she would appeal the ruling.
I will leave you with this, is Mrs. Taub really a vampire sympathizer? Is that why Mr. Taub was okay with putting up a wall? Did he love her too much to leave her, but was afraid of the possibility of a Dracula type being coming into his bed?
Maybe.
Stay Tuned.
