A departure from my story to share this

I had a dream last night. No. Not in the same sense as Martin Luther King JR., but it went like this.

I was going to talk to my pastor and when I got there he said “Hey Justin we are all going to a pizza place so I can’t really talk now, but would you like to go get some pizza with all of us.” I said “Sure, but I have to work in a few hours so I will need to get back soon.”

So I ate pizza, talked for a while and then out of nowhere a bus to take people to see friends in family in the Marine base that was in Marlette, Michigan was about to depart.

That was weird enough because there would never be an army, marine, air force, coast guard or any base in Marlette. Nonetheless I got on the bus to see my friend Rob Shadley, who is not in or never been in any armed service division. I got there and I talked to Rob for a while before some jackass Marine decided he wanted to kick my ass, I told him “I don’t really want to fight you because I have to get to work soon.” He insisted so I kicked his ass. And the rest of the Marines broke it up and got in my face, but they said “This guy is an asshole and no one likes him.” So they finished the job and nearly killed him.

At this point I got on the bus to take me back. I get back to where my vehicle was supposed to be but it was gone! I was freaking by this point. SO I started frantically running around the entire town of Marlette. Out of no where I see my Astro Van. The only problem is that February I got in a car accident in which I rolled the astro van three times and landed in a drainage ditch full of ice water. This van in my dream had the same damage done to it. All windows smashed and blown out, every tire exploded and so on. I got in and drove to Rite Aid. By this time I was about an hour and a half late. I got there and instead of being able to walk through the front door I had to squeeze my way through little holes of a barn that was full of hay. I finally got through all of this before I reached a hole that was far to small for me to fit in. So I had to squeeze my way all the way back out
run three blocks around to the front of the building.

I ran in there and explained what happened and apologized. There was a woman in the corner that I didn’t know. My boss told me she had to fire me and hire Karen. Karen was the woman in the corner. She would start immediately.

The end.

Now I have to get to Rite Aid before three p.m.

AHHHHH

Weird.

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5 Responses to A departure from my story to share this

  1. wepri31 says:

    oh my gosh. hahahahahahahaha
    What a crazy dream!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wow…. you need to get out more.

  3. Justin'sLife.com says:

    Anonymous…. Your name is so unoriginal. You probably should do something about being so lame.

  4. Alex Busch says:

    How would getting out more help your dream situation? It's not like those things really happened? Or does he/she mean you need to get out more instead of sharing these hilarious stories/rants with us? If that's the case, I do not agree.
    Please continue.
    I really don't have to type this much but I am at work and the sounds of me pounding on the keyboard makes it sound like I am hard at working typing up lessons plans and such.
    yay!

  5. Justin'sLife.com says:

    Plus… If you're dreaming… You're asleep… I could be outside dreaming… Is that getting out… Do you like these three periods… I do…

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