Monthly Archives: December 2009

True Story: Part 3

Hey over here: Now, I know that CD sleeps a lot. That’s just how it goes. However, there is a detail that most people don’t know, so I’m sorta telling you a secret, that secret is CD is very clever. … Continue reading

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True Story: Part 2

CD somehow amongst all his napping and sleeping knew about this problem and hired a group of over sized praying mantises to come in after the robots and fight them until they got back to work. These fights were epic. … Continue reading

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A departure from my story to share this

I had a dream last night. No. Not in the same sense as Martin Luther King JR., but it went like this. I was going to talk to my pastor and when I got there he said “Hey Justin we … Continue reading

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True Story: Part 1

Listen: I woke up today and I was tired. It just so happened that a man who doesn’t have a name woke up and did the same thing. Where he lives is as unimportant as a horse sniffing glue. Even … Continue reading

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True Story

Ok…. So. I was going to write a short little story. But it has evolved into something that i want to work a little more on. I have to work at 8 am. So I need to sleep. I won’t … Continue reading

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Things that go blog in the night

Things that go blog in the night. First off- Me. Hi! Secondly- Passive Aggressive. Don’t be passive aggressive. Don’t say no big deal and then the next day take it as it was a giant deal. That is not a … Continue reading

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Hello Friends

I know that all of you have been salivating, waiting, watching, refreshing your preferred web browser to see the newest installment of my life and… sadly… you’ve all been disappointed for several days in a row. There is a variety … Continue reading

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What if this is how I wrote?

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My first day as an associate.

Hello everyone, This story has to do with me. Can you believe it, me, writing about, me!? I can! Wow! I got up today and made a deal with my gf and a bunch of my friends not to drink … Continue reading

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Blogtastic

Today, today. Slightly depressing in a way. Tomorrow, tomorrow. I start a new job-o. Currently without a car.Because one of my tires is sub-par. At least my job is not far.And there are cookies in the jar. Anyway. My day … Continue reading

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